Purple Porn Puppies

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Purple Porn Puppies



pairing: Spike/Willow
time frame: whenever
warning: ridiculous self-promotion
word count: 333

It started with a meme, which led to angstpuppy making me this icon:

and the rest, as they say, is history.


Willow laughed so hard that 7-Up came out her nose. Spike stuck his head out of the bathroom and looked at her and she looked up and started laughing harder. Turning, he absently looked in the mirror behind him, which Willow could see easily from her seat, and saw a toothbrush floating in the air. He smiled, removed the toothbrush and rinsed his mouth. Wiping his mouth dry with a small, green towel he headed back into the bedroom to see what was so funny.

She was at her computer desk, staring at the computer screen and giggling.

Sliding his arms around her he asked, "What's so funny, Love?"

"PurplePornPuppies!" she said, laughing.

"What?" he stuck a finger in his ear, hoping to clear whatever had made him mis-hear her.

"PurplePornPuppies!" She laughed again.

Spike took a closer look at the screen. A woman on some journal site had written her favourite words that started with the letter 'p'. 'Porn' was the first one and Spike decided this bird was a bit of all right.

'Male gentalia,' Spike read, 'that doesn't start with p… oh wait, it does.'

He saw the words purple and porn and puppies but… Willow pointed to a comment down lower where someone had put the three words together to make, whaddayaknow, PurplePornPuppies!

"Where'd you find this nutter, Love?" Spike asked.

"She… um, well, she writes, um… stories. About us."

"Us?" Spike looked and Red had clicked on a link that led to a website. And there they were, story after story with the pairing of Spike/Willow.

"That's a bit creepy, don't you th…"

…his hands on her stomach and abdomen, rubbing the ice cream around on her skin. He massaged the melting ice cream and whipped cream into her flesh, covering every bit of her between…

Spike clicked off the machine. Taking her hand and leading her into their kitchen, he told her, "Nice, smart friends you've got there, Red. Now come on, I'm feelin' a bit peckish."



The End